An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
and apparently from this addition they also are secretly in love and have sex later
It runs in the family
“Cronus is a rapist!”
“No one likes Eridan because he has no friends!”
“Nepeta is weak and tiny! That’s why she couldn’t stop Gamzee!”
“Gamzee is so misunderstood! He’s a sweet precious baby!”
“Equius is just some strong sweaty asshole!”
“Karkat is a heartless douche who hates everyone!”
“WHAT?! YOU CAN’T SHIP DIRK WITH GIRLS, HE’S GAY!”
when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot
#no you don’t understand #you can’t understand this this is the worst possible thing #because in this moment Kirk knows #he watches Spock die #he feels how important Spock will become to him #how important he is to Spock #and then Khan happens #and the enterprise is falling # and he remembers the radiation core and he knows #he knows what is going to happen #and he refuses #he can’t let that happen #not to Spock #because Spock is everything #so he goes into the radiation core alone #and later when Spock finds him #Kirk dies with a smile on his face #because it doesn’t matter anymore #because he saved Spock
an ouran highschool host club dubstep remix called kiss kiss drop the vase
I’m seriously wondering why we don’t call Sherlock’s suicide the Benedict Cumbersplat
Omg how does this only have 25 notes
The real reason these were invented.